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3o3 01.01.2005 01:26 AM

Get your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife..
 
too register.

I posted a "2 years" topic in the "off topic"-section where my lovely girlfriend posted; this got me to think - wheater your girlfriend/boyfriend likes synths. make him register her/himself - hell; since synths are such a big deal in _our_ life they should know whatever we talk about... right mates?! h?h?.
I demand that Juho get Ausa a personilized title of "3o3 lover" h?h?. Schhh, donot complain.. I am quite drunk! hehehe

Ausa 01.01.2005 01:37 AM

yeah, so now i can spy and insult people :P

tranzash 01.01.2005 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ausa
yeah, so now i can spy and insult people :P

Oops :lol:

3o3 01.01.2005 01:53 AM

H?h?; tranzash! hey don't complain..

http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

Me/Ausa + Ausas little brother

Tomer=Trance 01.01.2005 05:34 AM

so lovly.... :D

jasedee 01.01.2005 09:16 AM

Maybe my mum can sign up.....No other lady action over here!!!!

True sign of Audio-geekness I guess :oops:

Hollowcell 01.01.2005 01:39 PM

Can you guys read Japanese text? Let me check.

ホロセル

Can you all read the above? If so, maybe my wife can write a few words.

EDIT: Well that's a firm no. The forum can't handle it by the looks.

Juho L 01.01.2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3o3
http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

You look sober... Or almost sober... ?hih.

Hollowcell 01.01.2005 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3o3
H?h?; tranzash! hey don't complain..

http://www.faihido.com/upload/graphics/happy.jpg

Me/Ausa + Ausas little brother

Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.

Juho L 01.01.2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.

I don't know anything what you're talking about.

3o3 01.01.2005 05:13 PM

Quote:

True sign of Audio-geekness I guess
Nah, i don't think so.

Quote:

Can you guys read Japanese text? Let me check.

ホロセル

Can you all read the above? If so, maybe my wife can write a few words.
Damn forum. hehe

Quote:

You look sober... Or almost sober... ?hih.
I can post another picture; abit later on the evening (these photos where taken on christmas eve). I was more sober yesterday than than on christmas day.

Quote:

Risky situation when forum members start posting drunk pics of themselves 303. Be carefull, next you'll be wearing a spiked dog collar! Who was it that has already done that?! Hehehe.
If we get a digital camera me and my girlfriend i can post pictures of me wearing a spiked dog collar. hehe

Hollowcell 01.01.2005 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3o3

If we get a digital camera me and my girlfriend i can post pictures of me wearing a spiked dog collar. hehe

Looks like you're going to have some competition Juho. :wink:

Juho L 02.01.2005 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollowcell
Looks like you're going to have some competition Juho.

What? I don't know anything what you're talking about.

ElectronicSupersonic 07.01.2005 02:04 PM

From the pits of hell I stab at thee 3o3 for awakening me!

Hey everybody!

If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!

And that's not enough, if you guess now you will also receive
the book "3o3's 1001 pickup lines" including such classics as:

# "that's not herpes baby, it's love vulcano's!"
# "I have money"
# "You can't say no if you're unconscious!"

And much, much more.

[this message was payed for by the administration of 3o3's barbaric reign]

Merlot 07.01.2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElectronicSupersonic
From the pits of hell I stab at thee 3o3 for awakening me!

Hey everybody!

If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!

And that's not enough, if you guess now you will also receive
the book "3o3's 1001 pickup lines" including such classics as:

# "that's not herpes baby, it's love vulcano's!"
# "I have money"
# "You can't say no if you're unconscious!"

And much, much more.

[this message was payed for by the administration of 3o3's barbaric reign]


WTF!!!!!!!!! 8O

jasedee 07.01.2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElectronicSupersonic
If ya could guess which relations I have with 3o3 i'll let you shave
my armpits while im having a bath!

Im guessing an evil twin......or perhaps just his brother?

So, when do u normally have your bath? And which razor u prefer?

;)

ElectronicSupersonic 07.01.2005 08:28 PM

Ding! Ding! Dong!(?)

And we have a winner ladies & worms, step right up jasedee and collect
your prize.

Unfortunatly I don't have a bathtub at the moment but im thinking
candlelit dinner for two at a cozy restuarant and a bottle of wine..
and for razor type; dull baby, dull!

In the words of my brother: Am I coming on to you? - you bet!

AlexHall74 07.01.2005 11:10 PM

I am definitely going to have to drink 8 or 9 martinis to try and figure out this thread!!!

YOU BASTARDS!

Look what you have made me do!

Now I must get my wife to create her account...

:wink:

-AlexHall74

3o3 08.01.2005 04:20 AM

Muhabwhahahahahaha.

Why welcome ElectronicSupersonic. Now where is my tinfoil hat you built for me?

3o3 08.01.2005 04:26 AM

Alex; This is the "get your..-who got the most insane partner/familymember"-thread now.

ElectronicSupersonic 08.01.2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Why welcome ElectronicSupersonic. Now where is my tinfoil hat you built for me?
I had to hide it in a very dark place.. In my chocolate bar!

Now answer your phone 3o3, it's time to wake up cuz the matrix got
you... follow the green turtle.

jasedee 08.01.2005 07:59 PM

Yeah...can we please see the tin foil hat????

AlexHall74 08.01.2005 09:09 PM

Quote:

3o3 wrote:
Alex; This is the "get your..-who got the most insane partner/familymember"-thread now.
Dude, you have won that contest hands down!

Where's the tinfoil hat?

-AlexHall74

2 Beers down, 4 to go...

From the WWW:


ElectronicSupersonic 08.01.2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Dude, you have won that contest hands down!
It's not my fault man, it's the Man who keeps draggin' me down man,
know what I mean man?

However, for that remark I hereby proclaim myself to be The keeper of Cheese
and you my friend is the Washing Machine.. We must by all means
keep away from the evil moderators and admins on this board,
come Washing machine, to the Cheese mobil!

AlexHall74 08.01.2005 11:38 PM

Rock On!

May the oppression of THE MAN be lifted from shoulders of the good people of the Cheese Mobile!

Let's kick the spin cycle into high gear and bust on over to the flip side.

It is there and only there that we may start the tin-foil hat revolution!

Let's bust the move!



-AlexHall74

3o3 09.01.2005 03:14 AM

See - I am the normal member of this family.

ElectronicSupersonic 09.01.2005 03:24 AM

Alex, that picture reminds me of my youthful days frollicking
around in parks, except there was alot more worms and also;
the world was ruled by ruthless chipmunks with smelly feet.

Ah those where the days.

Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:

3o3 09.01.2005 03:26 AM

Errr.. intresting information.

Hollowcell 09.01.2005 07:27 AM

Just when I thought the forum had reached the pinacle of craziness, I become overwhelmed at just how fucked up the people here are!

Keep up the good work! :D

And just to add a little something to this thread.....


jasedee 09.01.2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElectronicSupersonic
Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:

Thats some funny shit! Thanks mate....got a good larf from that unrelated chart :)

LMFAO :lol:

Juho L 09.01.2005 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElectronicSupersonic
Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:

Classic!

3o3 09.01.2005 11:37 AM

HC: Bawahahahaha. That's just wrong.

AlexHall74 09.01.2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Electronic Supersonic wrote:
Here's a chart that has absolutely nothing to do with the
subject at hand:


I must cry foul!

Someone re-titled my chart and called it their own! BASTARDS!

That chart is actually my Daily Bowel Movement Activity Chart from December of 2001 to December of 2003.

As you can see I held it from April 02' to December 03' and have been releasing regularly ever since.

And it's not the "Composite Consumer CPI" as the plagiarist states; it should read "Alex's Crap Production Index."

The lower line is the decrease in my immediate neighbors; I've kind of cleared the yard with all this shit, no pun intended.

Electronic Supersonic I do not hold you accountable for the foul actions of these Internet plagiarists; you are but an innocent victim much as myself.

What is this world coming to?

HC, that is one f*%#ed up cartoon Bro! 8O

BWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

-AlexHall74

3o3 09.01.2005 01:08 PM

Supersonic; I just wonder why you are looking at charts like that. Esp since it's alex bowel-movement chart.

ElectronicSupersonic 09.01.2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Just when I thought the forum had reached the pinacle of craziness, I become overwhelmed at just how fucked up the people here are!
HC:
The frequency which that is said after someone met or chatted with me
is alarmingly high. Therefore I propose that we elect me as Grand Pumba -
Ruler of Nothing, Destroyer of snacks & other mildly tasty treats so I
could counteract this threat to society. My first act would be to order
the building of threehundred and one anthills so we have a place to
retreat to when the allies get here.

hey, I know that girl from somewhere!

AlexHall74:
I find your claim strange as I found that chart in the possession of
this man:


Don't worry though, he's at a kennel right now awaiting a
family to take care and nurture him back to full health until
such time he is deemed fit to return to his wild habitat; the office.

Edit: why the hell do I have this picture on my HD!?

AlexHall74 09.01.2005 02:36 PM

Supersonic,

The man whom you found to be in posession of my Bowel Movement Frequency Chart is wanted by Interpol for his heinous acts.

This fiend is the Evil Professor Hehmroid Von PoopyButt!



He must be stopped before you build your 301 anthill empire!

I had to publish my bowel movement frequency chart as it was the only way I could stop him from lurking about the premises of my residence and diverting the flow of my home's sewer pipes.

And WHY would this evil, foul man do such things???

Because he is in partnership with this man:



It is best for us all if we never find out why these fiends are after our poopy; hopefully Prof. Von PoopyButt will have a long stay at the kennel and be disallowed from the pursuance of global fecal hoarding.

These are dark times indeed...

3o3 09.01.2005 06:06 PM

This thread is insane. What the hell are you guys surfing around on for sites?

I am gonna have some serious nightmares tonight

Ausa 10.01.2005 12:03 AM

Now I cant sleep... 8O


so sick! lol

Hollowcell 10.01.2005 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexHall74

That chart is actually my Daily Bowel Movement Activity Chart from December of 2001 to December of 2003.

As you can see I held it from April 02' to December 03' and have been releasing regularly ever since.



Interesting, very interesting.

3o3 10.01.2005 07:30 AM

Oh man, i am about to eat breakfast for fake sake.

Well, with coffee i am always regular.


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