Hmm yes. Its when you get into your mid 20's that you have to come to terms with the reality of whether you'll end up bald or not.

Im sure I will....my dad has and my hair is pretty thin and I think its slowly receeding. Oh well, such is life.....so much more to worry about in life than the hair on ones head.

DS

And now to the latest update from my distributor!

These are all rumors however....

Creative Soundblaster offer to buy out Access. Thus creating the Virus-blaster TI. New OSC called the Blaster-mega-saw may happen. Also the Virus-blaster can be used as an all in one joypad and gamesound source! Imagine playing games by tweaking knobs and hitting keys - now that's total intergration!

The software developement section of Access sticks to their "get things happening" strategy. Basicly this strategy includes bending the truth to the marketing and upper management sections to make sure no one knows at all when the synth will be releaased.

Advertising and Marketing decide to keep spending on adds and promos. "After all, glossy pictures with catchy phrases are just as good as the real thing" one Access patch maker was quoted as saying. Next step is a countdown timer for the next advert.

Go Access!! Go Access!!

very creative!

i heard a rumor too, about microsoft helping access developing the Ti OS, code name: LongHornTiOS (LongAndHornyTotalydisIntegratedOperatingShit)

release date: somewhere at the beginning of the 21 century.

:lol:

Maybe you meant the 22nd C? ;)

Hollow, haha, does it have enormous latencies, and an added white noise effect on all channels?

Access will be throwing t-shirts at your feet to use that one in the next press release dries :wink:

cheers

blay

Press release? What's that? :roll:

Is this guy serious :roll:

http://www.futureproducers.com/forum...hreadid/113798

no

Lucky sod...he has a TI :roll:

What an idiot and a liar...

Bollocks, all of it.

he may mean the Virus TDI.

From the sounds of it those lot on that forum don't know their arse from their elbow.