Hey buddy, my spoof is so potent that even if a drop falls on the floor it makes it's way to the closest vagina.

Stevo.

Big secret time..

"It's" is not a possessive pronoun.

Otherwise, glad to hear the old sperm is still up and about.

Unlike me and Alex. We're fucking eunuchs.

Yeah, yeah.... Just remember VM, teaching a language is not a real job. :)

There is nothing wrong with getting the snip, but having no sperm without an operation is very bad indeed. Yes I mean you Juho.

Hey everyone. Just found the forum again. How is everyone?

Does anyone even remember me? It's been years!!!

Welcome back Gopal!

Juho put alot of us off with his Accordion loving antics, but now that his love has changed to steel-capped-boots and piercings it's all fine.

Alex is watching this thread and you guys too...
 

Eunuchs by Choice!!! I paid $1,500 to become a enuch!!! Ummm...I can't believe I admitted that online...errrr....yeah. ;)

Juho should not have been given a box cutter as a toy when a wee one. Maybe we should congratulate him for severing the motor but leaving the unit? On second thought, Juho, I will start a collection so that you may buy some nice titanium testicles. Can we rename you "Iron Balls McGinty" once they are installed? :D

Gopal! I'll never forget your old bouncing Boobies avatar (or your sardonic wit)!!! How you beewn big fella'???

For all,

Alex is alive.

I recently lost my job, but its OK, as I am going to sue the piss out of a few people and be OK.

Also, I am going back to school full time in 2 weeks as a result of my unemployment!!!

THAT in and of itself is worth the occupational downfall. I now will join the ranks of HC and OVM; I shall teach those who know less than me about...well...things...and stuff. :)

Sorry to hear about the job loss there Alex... Going back to school is always nice though. :)

So what else has been going on there Alex? How's the family and all that kinda stuff?

What was school like in Australia mate?

Alex buddy

Cost me fuck all with Finnish free health care.

My voice has risen a semi-octave, but can still get it up.

For special occassions only, mind. Like the Queen on TV at Xmas or archive footage of Barbera Bush, etc.

Are you living in a trailer park yet mate?

Hey ya' HC! No worries about the job loss. I can borrow my out for another 8-12 months. ;)

Oh poor me, school again... :(

The wifey-poo is doing great. The kiddies are HUGE and so damn smart...

Check these vids of my 4-year old out. She is out of control, truly hilarious, more so than me even! :D

ABOUT FIRE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMw05...eature=related

ABOUT SWINE FLU:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-ElK...eature=related

I suppress my soprano with cigarrette smoke and vodka. Thickens up the vocal chords, and good for the constitution. ;)

I wish I could have a trailer as a man cave getaway! I'd move my gear there and leave a big ass mean Rottweiler loose inside in between my visits.

You guys ever here of Ventrilo voice chat? If you have a mic and speakers we can BS live for FREE. Yeah, that's it, martinis at dawn, bitches...