the next OT challenge should clearly be who can lick their own elbow,

but pissing could be fun, can it be from any height, I have a multi storey car park beside me, also can it be contained and flung(thrown) Plus if I pee in my toilet at work it gets flushed out to the sea, then floats around for ages, gets stuck to a ship (first thing in the morning pee) then travels over to Germany, then we'll get those folk flying, pee and leave some on the seat yeah ha I've just pissed over the atlantic ;)

Oh PC's are beeter it's just the operating system and amount of prats that jumped on the "IT" bandwagon that screw us, don't know what you're doing then stop and ask someone who knows.

Software isn't real, it's the matrix

I stretch my cock most days but stuff the brick I go for good old fist and wrist method ;)

I am fucking not by far the oldest here. MusicMan John is at least 63.
XLR8ta is probably 1400 years old, at a guess.