Yes HC, The Stainless Steel Westcott ruler is about the only trustworthy source for long term fecal analysis.

This month I am ingesting huge quantities of Bentonite clay in an effort to clean my system out and, hopefully as a bonus, create one monster submarine turd.

My coffee just hit me, Gotta' Go!

I am SO hungover today...
...too much vodka, too much lemonade..AAAIIYYEEEAAHHH!!!!

That's what you get when you drink vodka.

-"Why thank you, captain obvious!"
-"You are welcome mate"

Mmm. Coffee and/or Irish Coffee.

And lets face it, when you want to measure something this important, price is not an issue. Wescott aren't the cheapest, but they certainly are the best.

HC: I'd love to have teeth like that. Ever since i was a young lad and watched Jaws in James Bond movies i wanted teeth like that.

I was getting two gold teeth before since my front teeth is all messed up (I was in a play-fight when i was younger and landed on the teeth first when i was tripped by my friend) so i got dracula-teeth (well, some plastic right now so it kinda looks normal)

Oh why does this board vanish every night on about three AM?
Is my popularity vastly outgrowing the population of Rwanda
to such a degree that the U.N found it necessary to thwart my plans
of a new icecream with "Human Flesh"[tm] flavour in it's infancy?

Or is it simply on vacation with Elvis on a romantic island somewhere?

We'll start the day with this gold-nugget:


Closely follow by:



Ready, set - MASTURBATE!

BRO, Those teeth are righteous!

BWAAAHHHH!!!!

Yup, there is no way I am skimping in this department. I will not buy a cheap synth; I will not buy a cheap turd ruler. I am a man of high standards!

I got Richard Keel's (Jaws from 007) autograph years ago at a car show.
He's a big bastard, very tall and broad, still as an older man.

That's the third I told you so today..you people suck! :wink:

303, those metal teeth would be a kick ass fashion statement!

I say we start a collection now, if we raise enough money YOU HAVE TO GET THE TEETH!

Deal?

FYI:
Electronic Supersonic's cartoon just kicked my hangover into overdrive; I am amongst folk of the darkest of evils!

Mother of God!

-AlexHall74

He really looks like an monster (no, not like a monster in that way - but if he'd work as an mafia-hitman i'd shit my pants if he'd come to claim some money from me). But however do envy you for meeting him, that would be really nice.

No no no, i don't suck - i lick.

Yes, and it's cool as hell to have teeth like that.

I wouldn't mind having such teeth acctually! Too bloody expensive thou to get them + Ausa probaby wouldn't be so happy about it but i know there teeth that work in that way that you can take them out (and still have your real teeth under the metall) if i ever get enough money i'll buy myself some blingbling-teeth.

Speaking of which; http://triplexgoldteeth.com/

<- those was really nice.

http://www.anonym.to/?http://biggiej...in_50_Cent.avi

Those teeth are the Schizzle! 8)

-AlexHall74

Abit too expensive thou for me. well next year maybe. h?h