BWAHHHHH!!!!! ROFL!!

That slut should have just fessed up that she was screwing the town reverend.

There is NO WAY that little soldiers could stay alive atop a high-temperature, high-velocity, metal projectile like a bullet.

Time to finish my desk project and drink some wine. Muhahaaa!!!!

The poor little desk was sagging a bit under all the weight of the new shelf and all other gear on top of it, so I had to reinforce the desktop with some spare boards by bolting them on as horizontal struts.

This is turning into a fucking pain in the arse...

Do you mean that you got something for free? Ahh no, that was Matt. :)

Jesus, HC. You're a pig. Good job.

There's no lack of love on this board!

Did you know that the more beer you drink, the more drunk you get!

Damn it! Stump is great band! Genious! Check it out:

I don't believe you. I'm going to test out your non-sense theory right now.