Would you like some more coffee, Sven?

Fuck off mother. You pig

Erm. Some more cake then?

No. You bitch.

Alright. Your Aunt Rose is in hospital, by the way.

Good. Capitalist bitch.

Yes. She has to have an appendectomy.

Fucking serves her right.

Very unusual at her age.

Bitch.

Oh well, how have you been keeping?

I hate you.

Yes. Well your father should be in soon. He's just finishing shovelling the snow.

Twat.

I see you still haven't got a girlfriend..

FUCK OFF MOTHER

Have some coffee, son. You useless bastard..