I'm all man. Shoe size 46 baby.

I find this topic a little close to the bone :lol:

My feet don't exactly "conform"

Did they rob your trainers walking through Chapeltown???

:lol: They would have done if I didn't have laces on - they can't work out how to undo them!

No- I've never found any footwear that provides a comfortable fit - other than flippers and I wouldn't be seen dead walking around Chapeltown in them!

You was a seedy middle aged woman?

So the rumor was true!!!

Matsa was a woman with feet the size of small boats and with all the torture he (then she) received at school, she decided to switch to a gender where her feet would not be laughed at.

So basically big feet in Matsa's case, mean a huge set of steak-like flaps! :shock:

<So basically big feet in Matsa's case, mean a huge set of steak-like flaps! >

"Beef Curtains Rayner" they called me at school. And that was just the nuns..