Hmm yes. Its when you get into your mid 20's that you have to come to terms with the reality of whether you'll end up bald or not.

Im sure I will....my dad has and my hair is pretty thin and I think its slowly receeding. Oh well, such is life.....so much more to worry about in life than the hair on ones head.

DS

And now to the latest update from my distributor!

These are all rumors however....

Creative Soundblaster offer to buy out Access. Thus creating the Virus-blaster TI. New OSC called the Blaster-mega-saw may happen. Also the Virus-blaster can be used as an all in one joypad and gamesound source! Imagine playing games by tweaking knobs and hitting keys - now that's total intergration!

The software developement section of Access sticks to their "get things happening" strategy. Basicly this strategy includes bending the truth to the marketing and upper management sections to make sure no one knows at all when the synth will be releaased.

Advertising and Marketing decide to keep spending on adds and promos. "After all, glossy pictures with catchy phrases are just as good as the real thing" one Access patch maker was quoted as saying. Next step is a countdown timer for the next advert.

Go Access!! Go Access!!

very creative!

i heard a rumor too, about microsoft helping access developing the Ti OS, code name: LongHornTiOS (LongAndHornyTotalydisIntegratedOperatingShit)

release date: somewhere at the beginning of the 21 century.

:lol:

Maybe you meant the 22nd C? ;)

Hollow, haha, does it have enormous latencies, and an added white noise effect on all channels?

Access will be throwing t-shirts at your feet to use that one in the next press release dries :wink:

cheers

blay

Press release? What's that? :roll:

Is this guy serious :roll:

http://www.futureproducers.com/forum...hreadid/113798

no

Lucky sod...he has a TI :roll:

What an idiot and a liar...

Bollocks, all of it.

he may mean the Virus TDI.

From the sounds of it those lot on that forum don't know their arse from their elbow.

Turbo Diesel Injection?

I love my TI. I bought one exactly on the first release (dec 2004) and I can't put it down!

The game pad expansion is really well intergrated and I love playing my favourite games on it.

The colour is really cool. Infact I could have bought other keyboard/gamepads, but something to match my curtains is what I was after mainly.

Yay Access TI! :D

Probably just some stupid fuck trying to make a bad name for the Virus (and himself).

also the first time I`ve ever heard of a standard unbalanced synth output burning up a sound card A/D... :lol:


Best,
midi.

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lol...

I only wonder what these guys on that "never gonna be a producer" forum are smoking...


Best,
midi.

That idiot had me contacting various distributors thinking the TI had actually shipped :x

Didnt you know that Volkswagen has gone bankrupt? Apparently Access snavelled up some of their employees to incorporate some of the new TDI technology into the TI line.

Apparently you can now run the TI on vegetable oil, but dont quote me on that...

cheers

blay

We should advise that idiot on the other forum to do this to resolve his problem with his TI... :wink:

I couldnt help myself and had to post in that thread.

There has not been a response to my post yet. I hate it when you throw shit at the fan and nothing happens. ;)

cheers

blay

haha me too....

Classic guys... :lol:

yay Virus PowerCore Version 1.1 is out! wait what am I waiting for a again? oh ya the VIRUS TI!!!

Hehehe.

Well priorities are important.

Let's hope they add the Wavetables and the Hypersaw to the C series OS before they bring out the TI. They have plenty of time to play around with other Virus versions after all. :D

I was going to post this nearly word for word but didnt bother - its scary how predictable youre getting with old age HC :wink:

cheers

blay

Well, saw the opportunity and went with it. What can I say? :D

That you are getting old? hoho

Or that I've gotten old! But saying that wouldn't be true. :D

fuck me.. 3 weeks away from this board and still the same state. glad I brought a virus c on ebay for the time being.. geesh..
(sorry, didn't mean to rub it in.. )

After having been in the industry for over 30 years, I ,ve seen synths take over 2 years to be shipped from the original date and some synths never get shipped at all, just to put things in perspective.

"After having been in the industry for over 30 years, I ,ve seen synths take over 2 years to be shipped from the original date and some synths never get shipped at all, just to put things in perspective."

yes, mr. access employee (ben or marc) - that's true.

and it's also true that most of these companies went bankrupt.

just to put things in perspective.

Hmmm....thats quite an accusation? I dont know if Acces would stoop so low as to start posing as innocent forum users, trying to win over their customers...

Interesting thoery though.....

Seems the paranioa is starting to kick in :) Watch out 303!

I'd just like to point out that neither Marc nor myself are old enough to have been in the business for over 30 years. :lol:

hmm, isn't that a misinterpretation of both previous posts, one after another?

Ben doesn't look a day over 35, which would mean he'd been in the industry since he was 5 years old. I'm not sure how old Marc is, but I imagine a similar age to Ben...


or... is this the third post in a list of misinterpretations?

weird, you posted that a second before I did...

haven't we got anything better to do on a sunny sunday morning?

:D 37 and counting..

well in that case, it is conceivable for you to have had your first keyboard on your 7th birthday...

</pushing the joke too far>

I started piano when I was 4 or 5 - first synth was an SH101 when I was about 15.

lucky ****** ;)

Had to do the washing-up every night for about 3 months to pay my parents back for it, mind ;)

bargain