Drammy,

Smearing mustard on one's ass is a well known panacea; I'm so sorry that it didn't cure your source code dilemma.

Although I don't know the answer to your question off the top of my head I will research it and get back with you.
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Ledge,

It appears that your motto might be "carry a big stick and use it whenever the hell you feel like it." Good for you. I pledge to ban all sissy-pants trolls and forum interlopers that disturb the peace of the UAV unnecessarily. Such a violation will only be forgiven if the banned user writes a formal, written apology to the community and sends it back to a moderator. Such apologies can be posted in an "Apologies for Forum Misconduct Sticky Note."
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Steve,

If at the end of this election you are on the fence as to who to cast your vote for, I hope that it will be in favor of your poop-photographing comrade...
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Matsa,

Have you tried Boar's Head mustard? Boar's Head mustard makes the rectum tingle like nothing else, except for maybe gasoline. Give it a go, old boy! It's the best! :mrgreen:
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Shameless Self Promotion Follows...

I've seen that picture before. It's the Colman's Girl.

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Alex. Timo's creeping up there buddy. He's like Margaret Thatcher becoming leader of the Conservatives in 1978, coming from nowhere to steal it.

ledge: You're zero tolerance against basically everything doesn't seem to be attracting voters!

Why is there such much talk about mustard and arses?

Alex: Great picture.. We demand to see them real boobies uncovered if you get moderatorstatus!

matsa: Coleman's mustard.. Yummy!

That two-timing tramp! She told me that my campaign was her ONLY public obligation! That's it! She's gonna' be banned if I win! But, I'll show her boobs anyway just for spite, even if I don't. :twisted:

Matsa, quick! How do I transmogrify myself into Winston Churchill? It could be my only hope!

Yeah! - where are the nips?

Friends, we must ask ourselves, was this faecal discharge birthed from the anus of a human, or a diplodocus? Furthermore, might this give an insight as to what this man is full of? :D

I may be small and furry, but I have comparitively big feet, and I will stand firm in the war against www.virusti.com !

I'm also very friendly and welcoming to everyone, including trolls:-

http://www.infekted.org/viewtopic.php?p=53324#53324

Ok, from the top...

I'll try harder next time!

Apes? Schmapes. We're all urban monkeys. I see no difference!

No, instead it should be laced with anthrax and intubated via any various orifice of a troll.

You shouldn't talk about Virusti.com users in this way. However, I quite like them... Lightly sauteed, medium rare.

If I said anything to offend anyone, please believe me.

This was a party political broadcast by The Timo 4 Mod? association.

~ Timo teh ninja ew0k
"Infekted.org" domain benefactor.

(I'm gonna be a man and actually vote for someone not me, Alex! Think he's the man for the job in this case. I'm just not corrupted enough (Yet! :twisted: ). Am very flattered for the votes, though! All very worthy candidates. I love this place! *sniffle, sniffle*)

That turd is freaking me out.

Ok., here's another one..

Working hard or hardly working?!

Oh for fuck's sakes. When is election day?

This caarn't continue indefinitely. I have to budget my bribes. Let's say SUNDAY is it.

We can't wait for the prolls from the other bloody topics forever. All they're concerned about is "Why doesn't my Virus go shopping" and blahh.

SUNDAY IS IT.

I think it's set for two weeks.

Who is in the lead anyway? I can't tell without voting.

Jasedee 5% [ 1 ]
Alex Hall 44% [ 8 ]
Ledge 0% [ 0 ]
Timo 27% [ 5 ]
Matsa 22% [ 4 ]
Merlot 0% [ 0 ]

I cant believe out of 1,500 members we have had 18 votes...

Every day I work hard at hardly working.

8)

Next question please...

Lazy bastards!

Alex: Oh my.. Oh my!

After much thought I have decided to vote for Timo. :D

After finding out that Timo had a lot to do with the forum still being alive I thought it fitting to vote for the little ewok!

It was a close race though - Alex's shit pics, Matsa's rude attitude, Jasedee's lack of person hygine all were factors that I couldn't overlook, but in the end it was Timo's love of this forum pushing him to spam the other forum, constantly google search to raise the ranking, and finally give free headjobs that put him infront of the others.

E'tu HC?

Thank you for the consideration.

I guess I have no choice but to shamelssly solicit Timo to endorse me.

Timo, we need to talk!!!

:)

Go on Timo my son !! all the fuckin' way

And the news here from OT Central is that TIMO Baggins has stormed into the lead in an unprecedented night of polling action.

The shock of the night must surely be the vote from Japan going Timo's way and NOT to fellow scatologist Alex Hall of Florida.

Timo's supporters have been gathering expectantly in t' shire since this morning hoping to get a wave from the man who increasingly looks like the incumbent new moderator of TOUAVF.

The American camp is in disarray and some desperate closed-door negotiations are rumoured to be taking place, but we have had no confirmation of this report.

And it's back to the studio..

Stuck my loot on that lazy nag timo...

Someone must have stuck some pepper sauce up it arse!

Yep, it was not an easy choice!
Poo has been a very strong bond between men from all walks of life for as long as history has been scratched into stone, but in this case, credit where credit is due.

Anyway, the race is not over yet. There must be a week left I'd say, and my Hollowcell-bot still has some people to contact. Maybe a few of your bots can do some work too? :D

My vote can be sold!
Price: a Virus in gold!

You can have a Depeche mode soundset if you vote Timo :mrgreen:

Bullshit

GND is a fucking STRETFORD UNITED supporter. He's not even a Manc.

Vote for me. It's common sense.

Vote for me. VOTE FOR MATSA

Cmon, you bastards.

Cunts.

Vote for Ledge then..

Excellent Matsa - there not many people who would dare using reverse psychology by calling their potential votees cunts!

I might add 5 to your total just for being bold (and to spice things up a bit!) :wink:


Drammy

Brave move from Matsa at this point. :D

When is the actual cut-off date?

I think we should drag it out for another month - let them sweat...

Besides, its fun...

And??I live in Germany and ain't even a fukkin' German.And Guess what,i ain't even a Girl..Vote the Geezer from t'Shire o'Derby.

I'm not sure Drammy. I think I chose the 2 week option.

alright I got a sympathy vote!!! Thanks to whoever is responsible for that one!

BTW Alex, That turd is fuckin sick! WTF did you eat that day?

Another reason to vote Timo http://www.soundonsound.com/forum/sh...fpart=1#290050 something he did back in May 2006

Heh! Alot! The list included: Eggs, toast, bacon, beer, tortilla chips, salsa, steak, garlic bread, asparagus, vodka, hummus, and probably some chocolate. I'm pretty sure that is the core of the turd. I held it all day long, I almost lost it in the afternoon but I kept it back and thus by nightfall, the twin towers were born...

:shock:

I feel sick after that very detailed description!

hey I got a vote too!

does that mean I can ban someone?

Whaaaaaaaarrt. :shock: Bladdy 'ell

If that's not a freaky stalker who's re-regged to vote more than once, I can't deal with this amount of adoration! :oops: Otherwise I really just might become corrupted, and then you'll be sorry!.... :twisted:

(PS > Vote for Alex, Vote for Alex!)

Yep, I don't see why not. Who is first on the list Ledge?

That cunt Drammy. Christ I'm sick of all his fucking bullshi
 

Some cunt called Drammy. Christ I'm sick of his fucking bullshit.

It's nice to see Ledge getting some votes.

I couldn't agree with you more, Timo.

Now then, how about an endorsement?

If you endorse me I'll ban whoever you want immediately after the election.

How's that for a freakin' great deal?

:D