JUHO L SAYS IN A HIGH PITCH VOICE

"My music is so good that my hair stands up on end when i play my organ, because my organ is de best organ in de world, it is de best coz i am de best and if i am de best that means everyone else is no de best so my hair is standing on end coz im de best organ player in de world coz i have 208493874329784 braincells thats why i know everything OK, have to go now before the libary shuts as i want to learn more about the 303 as i hear it an amzing device and really want to know how to work it!!"

"oh and remember I am de best!!!!! "


quickly runs off before libary closes!!![/url]

No where did that cum from :lol: :roll: :wink:

I can't help it.

Har-har-har!

It's quite funny actually that I was just planning to go to a library.

I liked this part.

Hay, good to see you have a good sence of humour man :D :wink:

Yes

I rest my case

Now this is a line that i could use.. but i won't.. or will i?

Yeah, you gotta have it to survive on this forum - or the pirates will eat you alive.

If a tree falls in the wood and hits a person would he have had some cookies in his pants? and..

Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt



Why you all gotta be so evil and make kitty scared?

Yes!

I tell you what, rather than point out the bad things, (in the spirit of peace) I'll point out the good things.

It's Silver (everybody likes silver).
It has knobs that can turn and also, buttons that can press.
If I had one, I could sell it and buy 2 much better machines.
It is the perfect size to stop the door from slamming shut (if positioned just right).

:D


OK, now back to the encouraging!

Either that, or stand over your grave and pull thier pants down.

This isn't bad Lovesit, but I would have said "when I play with my organ. Works on mulitple levels then. :D hehe

I personaly really like this one, although I'm not sure why! hehe

So out of context 303, that I had to laugh! hehe classic.

Then Juho's return shows you have him on teh ropes 303! hehe


Now to the overview. I think Blank has fallen from the race completely, 303 is probably in the lead, with Juho a 2nd at this stage. Lovesit is making a bold appearance, but needs to up the pace to keep in the race.

Good luck to all involved! :lol:

I left with my trophy when the subject ended...now juho just having fun...i have full faith in his abilities...since he didnt really get a chance in the subject hes makin up for it now...

And i must say also instigators on forums make no sense...its too slow to instigate...you most of the time make yourself look silly...its like one of those 10 min come backs...literaly takes 10 mins to come back with something...we always laugh at those guys...they try so hard to be intelligent and witty...but can never quite put out...

there you wanted some smart ass shit talking feel better hollow!!!

peace
Blank

Yes, everybody likes silver - the knobs are perfect - it's really valuable + it's prevents door slamming shut. which in my eyes makes this the most powerful synthesizer every built! ;)

And/or buy the pirate grog? - this should settle small arguments.

I didn't acctually thougt about that. and that comment did make me laugh, nice one hollow

When i was a kid and got into arguments with friends and so on it usually ended with - well, my father is stronger than yours - and if you keep bitchin' I'll get him to kick your ass.. and the reply was always - well, then i'll get my fathers brother that is bigger than your father and can kick both your asses.. and so on..

But the comment did get Juho off his feet and gave me the leading position therefor i will not reveal the secret behind that comment

Exactly mate..! this was one of my sucker-punches that get people off their feets

Woho..!! If i keep this up the thread will be all my base.. or shall i say:

Yarr, shiver me timbers - tis' is me booty..

Good words from a very vise man - now step down the rest of you or i shall have to send Polly to eat the rest of your cookies!

Ohh, he swings and he hits Juho!

Blank steps up the mighty leader - slashes his broadsword but mighty space-pilot 303 shoots and hits blank sword which melts and makes blank's right hand unusuable - too bad blank (in many ways my friend)

Im sorry did u not understand that right i was trying to say Juho didnt get a chance to get into this subject...i was not trying to tower over him...he was one of the only ppl that listened to what i was saying rather then mindless babbling...

Its funny that you use that little space man seen to depict you wining...because it is very true...you...WILL...ONLY WIN IN YOUR FANTASIES...but u always wake up and realize u r inferior :wink:

Your friend
Blank

PS NOW I SLEEP SO PONDER YOUR GREAT COME BACK...Hold down the fort Juho :lol: :lol:

Understand?

You devilish creature from the depth of space.. be gone!

For i am the law!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle Juho sleeps tonight.. *aaaaWEEEEEEEeeeEEEooOOO*

Now how's that for a space-adventure comeback.

Thanks Blank! I was hoping you would venture back into the arena.

And with a few nasty swings indeed!


and in the 303 corner...

Hehehe! This is true. Where is Juho? He is usually the 1st one to join aguments for little or no reason. :wink:

As blank is now back in the race, I feel Juho has dropped down to the 3rd position.

I think we need to set a finishing time for this race. I declare this thread locked and moved into the Golden threads section by the moring of Thursday the 22nd of April. This gives you all 3 days to come up with the best insults you can!

Shit your pants!!!

peace
Blank

No he is still down the libary! :)

Probably..

Maybe he's busy reading - "Master Bates - the one armed pirate"

Hah! You wish. Impertinency is not very effective way of insulting.

Vise man indeed, my son. Is that some sort of superhero?

Eww... Ok. I think it's just better for everybody that you put your penis away.

This is getting low. Seems like you guys invest more on quantity than quality.

Bored in being a space man and started to play Tex Willer for a change?

I was away for a while. And I don't mean by being away that I was making coffee in the kitchen or something. Some of you guys probably didn't even knew that one could leave apartment and get outside.

Because 3o3 probably still wears diapers this isn't the most effective insult around.

Yes. I wish for world peace.. thank you santa.

Blank's mighty splinter? or Juho's?

I am telling a bedtimestory for you kids

I were thinking more in the lines of Judge Dread (or what his name is). It's future (just like me), Space (Just like me) and I am the law! My word is your command

Yeah Juho I almost forgot, thanks for the loan - you'll get them back soon Juho

Just put it away before you infect everybody else.

It's quite amusing that the storyteller puts his soul more into the story than the actual "listeners".

This doesn't sound like a bedtime story anymore. I think our little judge has been awaken for too long, but at least child is healthy if he/she plays.

My sister says you're welcome.

Don't bother. Her youngest son has already learned to cope without diapers so the diapers are all yours now.

Stop playing around with that thing before someone laughs at you

Every artist has to suffer for their art.. those who doesnt suffer for their art are just wannabe's

Yes, imagination is a great thing to have..

Ok, great - so your sister is finally potty-trained just like my parrot

Cool, then Polly doesnt really need to send them over? are you sure, i could send them out today

This one is surely going to golden threads when this discussion is over. somehow there is alot of funny arguing but friendly and hostile at the same time ;) I think shows how much pro there is in this forum with alot of humor

As long it doesn't hurt anyone you can bash all you want ;)

peace
Sunesha

:twisted:

Well, Ive just booked my self in for 3 weeks of counselling after suffering one broken arm, 2 black eyes, emotional scaring and my house has been robbed the result of this argument!

I think juho has packed in his intelligent thinking methods and taken up a new full time job as a burglar!

So if you own a 303 watch out!! Coz we all know his love for this magnificent device!!

P.S he has a gun

Well I thought this thread had peaked, but it seems towards the finish there is a last minute dash.

Juho. The thesaurus wont help you to victory, but comments like this one bellow may.


Now to the 303 corner.

Off the wall 303! You really know what to say to piss Juho off. He likes the indepth interlectual argumment, but twisting his words for comebacks like this could just pu you into the lead.

Hehe, keep it up 303.


And Sunesha joins the race...

Although this is one crappy insult! :wink:


Now to Lovesit...

Mmmm....Maybe if you has said "Grave robbing necrophiliac" it would have hit harder...Truth always hurts more than fiction.


Now to Blank

Oh well, maybe in the next one hey? :wink:


To all those envolved, there are less than 24 hours left!

Darn, I wish I wasted like 10 topics to came up with that one.

:lol:

Thanks for warning. I just avoided really embarrasing moment.

Playing Judge Dredd is suffering?

Indeed.

You know that people tend to talk without special training - not sure about you though.

No, thank you. I think she doesn't have a need for your excrement filled diapers and besides you need something where get your opinions from.

who the hell takes the time to potty train a parrot...you really should use the time to teach yourself, 303...

And i will say 303 your insults are like paper...thin and easily thrown away...

303 it is about time for u to get a rectal-cranial inversion...because you r no longer talking shit you r starting to think like shit...

peace
Blank

PS this is all really the first thoughts that come to mind...whatcha think shallow hal?

Yep, and just look at that picture - that's me when i thought my cat were going to step on my silverbox!

It will never end.. for this is the.. neverending thread!

And in the pink pants.. BLANK!

Yes, but I've gotta say something really odd. That's Juho's weak point..

No problem at all my friend

Yes, it's an emotional act - so true even the coldest of hearts would cry if they ever saw me perform "Judge Dread and I" - 12 hours of pure energy

Really? I usually just tend to imitate other persons

Probably, For I am the LAW!!.

Yeah, but since i couldnt go home to you for your monthly training i had to train someone right? My young Jedi-apprentice - much for you to learn, so little brain you have.. *hmm*


Just like your words then

Yes, but i am not the one looking like shit

Did you knew that when you take the top off from your TB and fill it with sand you get a very good litter box for a cat. At least something good use for that machine.

Nope. That's not a weak point. It just doesn't work.

Yup.

M-72, the light anti-tank weapon?

Nah. This insult doesn't impress me at all. Starting to go back to "my father is stronger than your father" level.

And now we are at that level.

*Applause*

Do you see now how much a TB really can do? and if you put it in the freezer it sounds just like a finnish person talking

So in other words it _is_ your weakpoint.

Nope, like the Hulk.. or was it like an Glock? i dont remember.. but still, i am the law.. I fought the law.. and the law won!
'
That was acctually for Blank, but you noticed that and got pissed huh?

I want Blank to understand what i mean

Thank you all.. first i wanna thank Buddah, my family for their support.. ohh there are so many to thank and so little time.. thanks a million times for my fans also since without them i wouldnt be here tonight.. I am sure my next movie will be as equally good or better than - "3o3 - Man of mystery and serious power"

"ohh, look there he is.. man of mystery and serious power"

This could easily win "The worst insult ever" prize. If you put a TB in a freezer it will still sound like a TB. There's no even slight correaltion between TB in a freezer and a Finn.

If an insult doesn't work, it's a weak point, eh? Odd.

So you're law and you fought the law? And the law won? So in other words you beat yourself senseless. Way to go skipper. Isn't Glock a pistol?

Where did you got that silly idea that I got pissed up? I just pointed out that even being silent is more effective than your insults.

That your insults suck?

Fans? But you already thanked your mom.

Sounds like a title of the shortest book in the world.

Yes. I'm here.

It really does sound like that..

Yes

Therefor the Law (i.e me) is the best ever.. no one can beat the law.. and yes the Glock is an gun often used by police-forces around the world.. even if it can fire like 40 rounds in just a couple of seconds it still counts as a regular gun

Are you sure, you seem too be quite upset

No that the three-headed monkey is an evil creature of doom

And your mom

Still so powerfull that people cant read those pages

Where?

We should start calling him TB303 because he is about as useless and as overpriced as one!!

Want me to understand?...well...Im sorry i dont speak retard, 303...

You need to get this dyslexia checked out because u really r not making full claritive statements, u seem to be skipping all the points and just stating the bullshit...

303 is about at the stage where he has nothing left but "im rubber, youre glue, whatever bounces off me sticks to u"

I think we have him flipped around so much that he is to the point where hes going to start making fun of himself...oh!....wait...he does that normally when speaking!!! :wink:


peace
Blank

PS start thinking 303 because u couldnt hurt a sensitive person with those comments...

It's like saying that Swedish sounds like Virus put into an oven. There's no even slightest sense in it.

And time to go to bed little Jimmy.

Are you sure? A semi-automatic hand gun can't be that fast. That rate of fire sounds more like a SMG or an assault rifle. Mixing it up with Glock-Steyr assault rifle / SMG's?

There's no even reason to be upset.

Why?

It's not about the power. It's all about the fact that there are no pages.

In Joensuu.

Overpriced? Eww... I didn't knew he was selling his arse on the street.

And not either Swedish... No wait! It's the same language.

He's been on that stage for a good time.

All i have to say is that was a perfect alioop to juho...man you slammed that right in for 2 points!! Good show!!

peace
Blank

OK, this has turned into a very close race!

This thread will be locked at 1530 Japanese time today. You all have 5 hours to let loose!

Good luck!

I would have to say that this topic is done...

303 is right now getting a colonoscopy to find his brain...

hollow got his woody watching men belittle eachother...

Sunesha tried to make an entrance but quickly turned away because his "dumbass radar" kicked on and he picked up on 303...

lovesit has finally realized through all this fighting that he has been missing his inner child, so hes now playing with his errector set...

I feel really sorry for 303 tho because me and juho really bashed on him...and he must be really bawling his eyes out...

but for the subject i must nominate juho the victor not by what he said but by his consistency...without him i would have given up long ago...but because he kept this thread active and i kept getting those damn reply emails...he kept me in this topic...were i see stupid ppl blabing he sees "the hunt"...

so congrats juho i nominate u...fuck i cant even think of a title.... :lol:

and 303 dont even try a come back because u were buried 8 posts ago...me and juho just kept digging u up just to piss on u... :lol:


peace
Blank

now tell me if i am being too harsh!!

And it finaly draws to a close.

I must say I am impressed by the all out effort put in by all envolved!

Now just to re-cap some of the more recent slammings that caught my eye.

In the Blank corner (acording to 303, the pink shorts corner)

Absolute classic this one. hehe

Nice indeed!

Politicaly incorect, but funny never the less!

Mmm, this was a bit of a slip up though Blank. Sounds like a compliment to me. :?

Why do all crazy players who drop the ball seem to go after the umpire? Hehe

Of course not Blank. But being too nice could be your downfall with-in this thread. Good work in general though.


OK, now to the 303 corner once again. You would have to have some of the most off the wall combacks 303. Some make little or no sense, but obviously piss the people off they are aimed at! Also many made me laugh my arse off! Bellow are a few...

Had to laugh at this one...

Hehe, You had him with this.

Classic, mainly because you didn't know what you were on about, but you continued to wright - have to respect that! :lol: One thing though, why did you have to fight yourself (you being the law and all)? hehe

Flawless! This one made me laugh for sure. :lol:

Hehehe - you crazy bastard!

And to take it one step further...hehe

All in all a really nice effort 303! Some of the most crazy, bizare and out of context comebacks I ever seen. Had to laugh.


Now to the Necrophiliac pirate corner! (Juho L)

Always logical and straight to the point.

Hehe

Yep logic prevailed here. I think he had you with this one 303.

Hehehe, classic! Classic from 303 turned around to bite him in the arse - stronjg strategy from the necrophiliac!

Another nice hit. :lol:

Very nice indeed - although this does show a little bit of team play between Blank and Juho. Have to check the rule book on this one!


All in all, this was mighty effort from all who had participated. It has been a laugh (and a cry for some I bet).

Nice job!

This thread is now locked.

Sunesha, can you please do the honours and move it over to the golden thread section. I would do it, but the honour should go to the Administrator of the forum.

One more thing - I can not decide on a winner! Everybody put in a great effort and really deciding a winner is too difficult for one person.

If you want to hold a vote or something for a winner, please let us know, or start a poll.

:lol: :lol: :lol: