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-X-	06.11.2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasedee (Post 279109)

I think I just wet my pants...

ledge

06.11.2007 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Vantaa Man (Post 279112)

Regrettably, no nailing occurred during this less than fortuitous evening, mi-lord.

If the bitch isn't putting out it's no wonder she got the bash.

Hollowcell

07.11.2007 09:48 PM

Jasaedee and Ledge, you guys are fucking harsh!
I was tame compared to you both. :)

jasedee

12.11.2007 07:29 AM

On a side note:

Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: The stain on the front of your trousers

Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 16 year old?
A: Hearing her pelvis snap

Disclaimer: In no way do I condone the act of adults having sex with children... but Steve & Alex love that shit

Old Vantaa Man

12.11.2007 08:29 PM

Sick bastard! Hearing her pelvis snap? I'm finished with 16 year olds.

Hollowcell

14.11.2007 11:08 AM

I always wondered what that noise was!

Doc Jones

14.11.2007 02:32 PM

so OVM, did you ever end up seeing her again?

Old Vantaa Man

14.11.2007 08:13 PM

Not yet. I'm off to the bar now.

Hollowcell

15.11.2007 09:36 AM

Good luck with the chase Matsa, and good luck getting it up at your age as well. :)

Old Vantaa Man

15.11.2007 05:24 PM

Why, thank you Steve. I left my erection in a hotel in Majorca around 1998. I think it was there, cos I ain't seen it since.

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