Thanks Sebastian. In addition to Alex's effort, a kind gentleman named Göran from Denmark (I believe) sent me a whole war-load.

I just finished doing the music for some girl who's entering some Miss Somebody contest. She wanted to finish her ass-wiggling catwalk strut with a bang, if you'll excuse the expression.

She's off to some competition in Africa today. That's what Africa needs. Beauty pageants. Hope she wins anyway, cos I'm on a pay bonus..

Na, they need a fat person pageant, as they make better eating.
Yeah I know it was pretty rough before any of you fuckers say anything.

Then it must be Onkel Dunkle!
:-p

Matt,

Your avatar is killing me! It looks like a nude pic of the Quaker Oats man!!!




You sick bastard!!!!

Haha! Yes it does! The Quaker Oats man. Nice one!

Well, here's some useless information, the Finns are massive porridge eaters. There are about 5 different kinds - meaning oats, not manufacturers. I can't handle it myself these days or anything else with milk.

So. Have a nice day.

Nah, my real name is Jakob. Anyway i think that a guy named "Göran" is from Norway. In Denmark he would probebly spell "Jørgen"...

OK, it was me :-)

Thanks once again Guzzy! Hope you're not insulted at being called Danish.

Could I please also have access to these explosion sounds, seeing as the one I have sounds like a fart???

:)

Regards,

-Alex

Sorry mate. They've dissolved into the ether. Site's no longer up. You'll have to ask Guzzy nicely.

But your explosion was lovely too, don't panic!