put it this way, if everyone tells you something is the colour blue, it looks blue, etc...

And it was the Jews who burned down the Reichstag too mate. Not my words. Adolph's. How many people believed that? Surely, no-one...

According to the Berlin police, Van der Lubbe claimed to have set the fire as a protest against the rising power of the Nazis. Under torture, he confessed again and was brought to trial along with the leaders of the opposition Communist Party. As a consequence of the Reichstag Fire Decree, the police and the SA, actually a paramilitary organization of Hitler's party, seized all Communist Party buildings in Germany, along with weapons they claimed were to be used in the coup. The KPD was never banned, in case communists switched to the SPD.

With their leaders in jail and denied access to the press, the Communists were badly disorganized. Those Communist (and some Social Democratic) deputies that were elected to the Reichstag were prevented from taking their seats by the SA. The Nazis increased their share of the vote to 44%, which gave the Nazis and their coalition allies, the German National People's Party, a 52% majority in the Reichstag. The March elections were a major success for the Nazis but not to the extent they were hoping for. (The Nazis had hoped to win 50%-55% of the vote.) The Nazis coerced and bribed the remaining parties except for the Social Democrats to give them the two-thirds majority for the Enabling Act, which gave them the right to rule by decree and suspended most civil liberties. Despite considerable pressure, only the Social Democrats voted against the Enabling Act. In the months that followed, all of the non-Nazi parties were either banned or dissolved themselves to avoid arrests and concentration camp imprisonment.


Van der Lubbe's execution

At his trial, Van der Lubbe was found guilty and sentenced to death. He was beheaded on January 10, 1934, three days before his 25th birthday. The Nazis alleged that Van der Lubbe was part of the Communist conspiracy to burn down the Reichstag and seize power, while the Communists alleged that Van der Lubbe was part of the Nazi conspiracy to blame the crime on them. Van der Lubbe for his part maintained that he had acted alone, to protest the condition of the German working-class.

Just heard on NPR:

The war on terrorism is fueling Jihad resistance.

Let's get the cheque books out again, fellas!

How it went down (No pun or
Sexual Innuendo intended)

Some peolpe believe that there are hidden messages on
the twenty dollar bill that foreshadowed the 9/11 attacks.

Check it: 20 dollar image.jpg

Are you kidding??? Millions believed and still believe that, even billions!
Because Hitler was the guy with a bitching mustache. He has the mustache of all mustaches, and everyone today wishes they had one. Hitler's mustache brings all the boys to the yard. The ancient Aztecs of Atlantis actually worshipped Hitler's mustache as a deity, depicting it as a three-story tall pillar of fire and battery acid. The Aztecs all wished for a way to shave themselves so they had mustaches like Hitlers. In fact, even to this day, if you burn down a synagogue, the only kind of facial hair you will ever be able to grow is a Hitstache. This is why he started Norelco.

Hitler used to house orphan kittens in his mustache, and for this he is known as the greatest humanitarian the world has ever known. Among his great efforts, he liberated Austria from themselves, and invented the Lollipop.

Hitler burnt the jews like he burnt pizza. He came up with an idea to kill all Jews. But that isn't exactly true. In the after life, Hitler asked them if he could have car inserence. Geico was created and he would become the richest man ever, since no jews would be living. But big bad America loved the Jews like Michael Jackson loves little boys. America stops Hitler, who was like "WTF!? HACKERZ!" But America was all like, "Lol, Pwned!"

After that, Hitler was all like, "Okay, I turned emo." Because he was losing the war on Jewish-Jedi war. So he and his girl killed themselves. Well, he told his girl to kill herself and she did. That was because she was pregnaut and that wasn't cool. He didnt want to marry her so he did that. To this day, he has been living underground with the mole people and Pamela Andrewson.

Right. That's the end of this thread.
Schicklegroover eating a melon is more than I can handle just now.
:D That is fucking funny! Good post too mate.