But besides, eyebrows and heads, there is no excuse for women to have hair :)

Pretty much my whole family is on the way to being bald. Anything I say/write is all in good fun. :D

Vanity is a sign of weekness DS. What ever happened to that pommy toughness? :wink:

best BC patch has to be squeaker.

it really does sound like an arse shuffling around in a leather chair trying to get into a comfortable position.

best HS patch has to be F121wheee! HS. for some reason whenever i lose inspiration i jost go to the F and C banks and play back some of these bonkers and almost completely unusable sounds that the sound designers created. some of them are so funny. others have a touch of comedic genius about them. some are just funny because of what they are called. like outpost. har!

thanks to people like BC and HS, i now give my patches really weird names. my saxophone emu is called A120saxpest WK and my oriental string patch is called A99grasshopaWK